Anti-Capitalist Coffee Shop Set To Close Will Stay Open After Owner Is Bailed Out By Capitalists

TORONTO, CANADA – The “anti-capitalist” coffee shop that announced it would be closing down says it has been saved by Christian conservatives! The cafe’s owner Gabriel Sims-Fewer announced yesterday that due to an influx of support and attention from the “Christian conservatives of Texas and Florida,” the Toronto-based coffee shop no longer has to close...

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